THAT NEW PIE SMELL IS IN THE AIR!

My first ever blog post!

I used to be of the mindset that blogs are as unnecessary as fake tan to a black person especially seeing as every ‘Tom Dick and Harry’ (who came up with this phrase?!) owns a blog but I have a very valid reason for jumping on the blog band wagon.

THE REASON! *drum roll please*

 I HAVE STUFF TO SAY!

But who doesn’t have stuff to say you might ask while rolling your eyes, but you see the main problem which results from having an opinion about almost every issue that you are presented with is that I am such a big loser that no one I know wants to listen to what I have to say (...NOT! Actually I consider myself to be SUPREMELY cooler than most of the people I know).

This is how a particularly inconsequential conversation with me would usually go:

Me: WHOOOOOAAAAA is that tree moving? *insert extremely weird and confused facial expression here*

Other person: *not even bothering to glance at the tree* uhhhhh errrr yea okay

Me: LOOK AT THE TREEEEE! *gesticulating wildly at said tree*

Other person: arrghhh okay okay....uuhhh that tree looks pretty much normal to me.

Now is that I see things that other people don’t? 

Do I have some sort of super power which enables me to see things that exist in another realm of our world? (Going on a tangent here but who else watches the TV show called 'The Fringe'?! I absolutely love it!).

And if I do have such a super power, what the heck kind of unusable super power is that?! (If anyone knows of what reasonable use this sort of super power would be then kindly enlighten me).

It has been my experience that most people seem to faze me out of conversations with me while I continue to ramble along. 

Their excuse for outrightly ignoring me is usually that I "talk too much".

Actually I do not believe that a person can talk too much. It’s all about timing isn’t it. Think back to every single moment when another person has ever told you to “SHUT UP!” and you will come to the realisation that they were either doing something that doesn’t involve you or just trying their damndest to ignore the hell out of you.

And so I have finally taken the hint and started my own blog so that I can FORCE you to read any and all of my seemingly unimportant thoughts BUT at a time which is convenient for you! *evil grin*

Till my next blog post! 

Get some pie! :)